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	A dying man gathered his Lawyer, Doctor and Clergyman at his bedside, and handed each of them an envelop containing $25,000 in cash. He made each of them promise that after his death, they would place the three envelops in his coffin. He told them that he wanted to have enough money to enjoy the next life. A week later, the man died. At the Wake, the Lawyer, Doctor and Clergyman each placed an envelop in the coffin and bid their old client and friend farewell. By chance, the three of them met a few months later. The Clergyman, feeling guilty, blurted out a confession saying that there was only $10,000 in the envelop he placed in the coffin. Rather than waste all the money, he thought it would be better to send it to a Mission in South America. He asked for their forgiveness. The Doctor, moved by the gentle Clergyman's sincerity, confessed that he too had kept some of the money for a worthy medical charity. The envelop, he admitted, had only $8,000 in it. He said that he too could not bring himself to waste the money so frivolously when it could be used to benefit others. The Lawyer expressed his deep disappointment in the felonious behavior of two of the man's oldest and most trusted friends. He said, "I am the only one who kept his promise to our dying friend. I want you both to know that the envelop I placed in the coffin contained the full amount. Indeed, my envelope contained a personal check for the entire $25,000."				Random joke in this category
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