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This guy goes to a pet store and says to the salesman, "I want to buy the most exotic pet you have." The salesman shows him birds, fish, hamsters, and each time the guy says, "No, not exotic enough." So finally the salesman says, "Okay. Follow me to the back room." Sitting on the floor of the back room is the ugliest toad the guy has ever seen. "What is this thing," he asks. "Well, it is the most exotic toad you will ever find. Why don't I leave the room for a minute, and when I come back you can tell me what you decide." So, the saleman leaves, and the toad proceeds to stick out his tongue and give this guy the best blow job he has ever had. When the saleman returns, the guy says, "I'll take it! No matter what the cost." After he gets the toad home, the guy sits him on the kitchen table and starts taking out all the cookbooks and pots and pans he can find. His wife comes in and asks, "What are you doing? And why is that awful toad on the table? "Because," says the husband, "Once I teach him how to cook, you're outta here." Random joke in this category
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