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	One day Bill got a phone call from his neighbor, and the neighbor said, "Bill, there is a gorilla swinging on your TV antenna." Bill quickly ran outside and sure enough there was a gorilla swinging on his antenna. He ran inside and called the zoo. The man at the zoo said that they didn't handle situations like that, but he gave Bill the number of a guy who did. Bill called the guy, who came an hour later with a ladder, a rifle, a baseball bat, and a dog. He told Bill, "First I'm going to climb up this ladder, beat the gorilla over the head with the bat. When the gorilla falls off, the dog will bite him in the privates." "Ouch," said Bill, "what is the rifle for then?" The guy responded, "If for some slim chance when I climb up that ladder the gorilla grabs the bat and beats me over the head, I want you to take the rifle and shoot that damn dog before I hit the ground!"				Random joke in this category
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