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	There was a guy walking down the street in San Fransisco, and he tripped over an old looking oil lamp. He picked it up and hid it under his jacket, because he thought it was priceless. While he was running to the antique shop to cash it in it rubbed against his shirt. POOF A genie popped out of his pocket!!! The very angry looking Genie said, "Alright, I have had enough with this three wish stuff, I am only going to give you one wish!" The suprised man said, "OK, I want to live in Hawaii in a huge condo on the beach with three million dollars in the master bedroom, but I am afraid of boats and planes so I want you to build a bridge from here to Hawaii." The genie replied with a smirk, "Are you crazy? Do you know how long that will take, with the pillars going down to the bottom of the ocean, all the cement it would take for the highway? No I'm sorry, it just can't happen." The man said with a smile, "Fine then, I want to understand women." The genie said, "Would you like two lanes or four?" There were three guys talking in the pub. Two of them are talking about the amount of control they have over their wives, while the third remains quiet. After a while, one of the first two turns to the third and says, "Well, what about you? What sort of control do you have over your wife?" The third fellow says, "I'll tell you. Just the other night, my wife came to me on her hands and knees." The first two guys were amazed! "What happened then?" they asked. "She said, 'get out from under the bed and fight like a man!'"				Random joke in this category
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