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So there was this lady who was sick and tired of having men either physically abuse her, run away from her, or be horrible in bed. So she decided to put an ad in the paper, looking for a man who would treat her nicely, wouldn't run away from her, and would be good in bed. Weeks went by, and nobody answered the ad. Then one day she heard the doorbell ring. She answered it, and there on the front porch was a man in a wheel chair with no arms or legs. The man said "I'm here about the ad you put in the paper. As you can see, I have no arms so I can't beat you, and I have no legs so I can't run away from you." The woman asked, "Yes, but are you good in bed?" With a smirk on his face, the man replied, "How do you think I rang the doorbell?" Random joke in this category
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