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A brunette who really hated blondes was walking through the desert, when she came across a magic lamp. After rubbing the lamp, the genie told her that she would get three wishes with one catch: All the blondes in the world would get twice whatever she asked for. So the brunette thought a while and then wished for a million dollars. "Every blonde in the world will get two million," said the genie. The brunette said that was fine and then she asked for an incredibly handsome man. "Every blonde in the world will get two incredibly handsome men." The brunette said that was fine too and the genie granted her wishes. "Now for your third wish," said the genie. "See that stick over there?" asked the brunette, "I want you to beat me half to death with it." Random joke in this category
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