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	It's a large 300 to 400 student class at a University. The teacher is notoriously nasty with people who are tardy, and he has a policy that when he says, "STOP," you stop taking your exam. Well, one day he yells "STOP!" and all of the students immediately stop and turn their tests in, except for one student. So the teacher thinks, "I'll let him waste his time, but I won't let him turn in that damn test." After a good five minutes, the late student walks up to turn in his paper. But the professor says, "I won't take your paper. You automatically fail." The student asks, "Why not?" The professor replies, "It is over five minutes after I said STOP. I don't accept late papers. You get a zero." The student says angrily, "Do you know who I am?" The professor looks at the student, and says, "No" The student raises his voice, and says, "Do you know who I AM?" The professor nonchalantly says again, "No." So the student grabs the stacks of tests, shoves his test into the middle of the pile and walks off.				Random joke in this category
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