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1. When his IQ reaches 50, he should sell."
2. "If you see two people talking and one looks bored, ..... he's the other one."
3. "A photographic memory but with the lens cover glued on."
4. "A prime candidate for natural deselection."
5. "Donated his brain to science before he was done using it."
6. "Gates are down, the lights are flashing, but the train isn't coming."
7. "Has two brains: one is lost and the other is out looking for it."
8. "If he were any more stupid, he'd have to be watered twice a week."
9. "If you give him a penny for his thoughts, you'd get change."
10. "If you stand close enough to him, you can hear the oceans."
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