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10 Fun Things to do in an Office

1. Remove the jug from the water cooler and drink from it periodically, bragging that you "got the last one."
2. Photocopy things around the office, such as lamps, potted plants, staplers, etc. If someone asks about it, just say "You never can be too careful."
3. Turn your radio up full blast and sing along loudly. Invite others to join in.
4. Pretend to be hypnotized by someone's screen saver.
5. Go into someone's office, grab a book from their shelves, and begin reading it aloud to them. If they interrupt, give them an evil look.
6. Use a hole punch to punch holes in all your outgoing mail. Explain that the holes "Make it more aerodynamic."
7. Bring a lawnmower into the office and mow the carpet.
8. Bring a TV remote control to the office and try to change the channel on people's computers. When it doesn't work, mumble something about "cheap Japanese crap."
9. Pull a chair up to your window and pretend to be working at a drive-through. 10. Give a secretary a copy of Hamlet and ask them to proofread it.
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