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A young man goes into a drug store to buy some condoms. The pharmacist says the condoms come inpacks of 3, 9 or 12 and asks which the young man wants. "Well," he said, "I've been seeing this girl for awhile and she's really hot. I think tonight's 'the' night. We're having dinner with her parents, and then we're going out. And I've got a feeling I'm gonna get lucky after that. Once she's had me, she'll probably want me all the time, so you'd better give me the 12 pack." The young man makes his purchase and leaves. Later that evening, he sits down to dinner with his girlfriend and her parents. He asks if he might give the blessing, and they agree. He begins the prayer, but continues praying with his head down for several minutes after everyone starts eating. The girl leans over and says, "You never told me you were so religious." He replies, "You never told me that your father is a pharmacist." Random joke in this category
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