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A woman who knew absolutely nothing about sex fell in love with a man and agreed to marry him. As their wedding day approached, she was very nervous about her upcoming first sexual experience. She realized that all she could do was let him do whatever it was that married people do. So, the honeymoon went well, but as soon as she got home, the woman visited her doctor to ask him some questions. She asked the doctor, "What is that thing between my husband's legs called?" "Maam, that is called a penis." She said, "Okay, what is the big thing on the end of the penis?" He replied, "That is called the head of the penis." She said, "Okay, what are those two big round things about 12-14 inches behind the head of the penis?" He paused and said "I'm not sure about your husband, Maam, but on me, those are called the cheeks of my ass!" Random joke in this category
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