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	Jesus and Satan are having an argument as to who is the better programmer. So they decide to hold a contest with God as the judge. So they sit down in front of their computers and begin. Seconds before the end of the competition, God sends down a bolt of lightning, which causes both machines to crash. Moments later, God announces that the contest is over. He asks Satan to show what he had come up with. Satan is visibly upset, and cries, "I have nothing! I lost it all when the power went out." "Very well, then," says God," let us see if Jesus fared any better." Jesus enters a command, and the screen comes to life, and the voices of an angelic choir pour forth from the speakers. Satan is astonished, and stutters, "But how?! I lost everything, yet Jesus' program is intact! How did he do it?" God chuckles, "Jesus saves."				Random joke in this category
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