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A blonde went to get her hair cut, but she was wearing headphones. The stylist said, "You gotta take off those headphones or I cant cut your hair." The blonde said, "No! I can't! I'll just DIE without them!" So the stylist just sighed, and began cutting around the headphones. After awhile, the blonde fell asleep, and the stylist said to herself, "I'll just take off her headphones, finish her haircut, and put them back. She won't notice." So that's what the stylist did. After about three minutes, the blond fell out of the chair, dead. The stylist said, "I wonder what could have killed her?! Maybe it had something to do with the headphones." She took the blonde's headphones and put them on her own head, to see what was playing. The headphones where repeating, "Breath in, Breath out." Random joke in this category
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