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lol :) Little Johnny is sitting in his math class when his good looking female teacher asks him, "If three birds are sitting on a telephone wire, and a hunter comes along and shoots one of the birds, how many birds are left? " Johnny answers confidently, "None." The teacher says, "No Johnny, that's wrong. " This time, she counts on her fingers, saying, "If there are three birds, and the hunter shoots one, how many are left?" Again, Johnny answers, "None." "No Johnny, that's wrong! How do you figure?" So Johnny explains, "Well, as soon as the hunter shoots his gun, the birds fly away, so there are none left." "Oh, I see. Well that's not the answer that I was looking for, but I like the way you're thinking." So then Johnny says, "Well, okay then. I have a question for you. There are three women sitting on a curb eating popsicles. The first one is licking her popsicle, the second is sucking her popsicle, and the third is biting her popsicle. Which one of the women is married?" The teacher stammers, "Well, let me see. I guess the one who is sucking her popsickle?" "No, actually it's the one with the wedding ring, but I like the way you're thinking."
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