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A man had just moved from his big apartment in the city, to a big farm way out in the country. Just days after he moved, he realized he was out of chicken feed, so he went down to the nearest store, a good two hour drive away. "Can you get me some chicken feed?" the man asked. "Yup, but ya can't have none unless you can prove to me you actually gots chickens. Don't want no one eatin' it or nothin' an' gettin' sick," the clerk responded. He argued with her a bit, but finally gave in and took a two hour drive back and forth once again, this time with the chicken. "Here's my chicken. Now get me the chicken feed." He got his feed and drove home. The next day, he ran out of dog food. Once again, he drove down to the store, foolishly not thinking about bringing his dog. It was the same case. He had to present his dog to the stubborn clerk. He went back home and retrieved his dog, and got his dog food. The next day, he went down to the store again, this time with a brown paper bag. He walked into the store, walked up to the clerk, and shoved her hand into the bag. "That feels like... crap," she said with a look of surprise on her face. "Yup. Need toilet paper." Random joke in this category
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