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A guy in a supermarket goes up to the cashier with two cans of dog food. The cashier asks, "Do you have a dog, sir?" "Yes," he repiles. "Well where is your dog?" asks the cashier. "He is at home," replies the man. "I must see the dog to sell you dog food, that is the store policy," says the cashier. With that the man leaves the dog food and goes home. The next day the man comes back to the store, he gets what he needs and goes to the same cashier. This time he has two cans of cat food. The cashier asks, "Do you own a cat, sir?" "Yes I do," replies the man. "Well where is your cat, sir?" asks the cashier. "He is at home," replies the man. "I must see the cat to sell you cat food, that is the store policy," says the cashier. So again the man leaves the store empty handed. The man returns to the store the next day and walks directly up to the cashier. He puts a brown paper bag down in front of the cashier and says "Put your hand in here." So the cashier puts her hand in the bag and says "It is all soft and warm." "Yes, that's right" says the man, "I need to buy two rolls of toilet paper." Random joke in this category
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