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	A little boy asked his teacher if he could go to the bathroom. When he went to wipe his bum, there was no toilet paper. So he used his hand. When he got back to class, his teacher asked, "What do you have in your hand?" The boy thought fast and said, "A little leprechaun... and if I open my hand he'll get scared away." So the teacher sent him to the principal's office. The principal asked him, "What do you have in your hand?" Again, the boy said, "A little leprechaun, and if I open my hand he'll get scared away." So the principal sent him home, where his mom asked him "What do you have in your hand?" The boy replied, "A little leprechaun, and if I open my hands he'll get scared away." His mom sent him to his room, and his dad came in and demanded, "Show me what is in your hand." So the boy said, "A little leprechaun, and if I open my hands he'll get scared away." His dad became furious and shouted, "Open your hand right now!" The boy opened his hand and said, "Oh no, dad... you scared the crap out of him."				Random joke in this category
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