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This guy is selling three parrots. Another guy who wants to buy a parrot approaches him and asks, "How much are your parrots?" The salesman answers, "The first one is $1,000. He knows 10,000 words, 500 sentences and is able to solve mathematical expressions." "How about the second one?" "The second parrot costs $5,000. He knows 100,000 words, 10,000 sentences, is able to solve mathematical expressions, and can create computer programs." "So what about the third one," the buyer asks. "This one costs $20,000." "Really?!," exclaims the buyer. "What does he know?" "This one knows absolutely nothing, but the two others always call him "THEIR BOSS." Random joke in this category
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